Dead Bird-Jokes

Dead Bird-Jokes ImageTeacher  :   Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Student  :   Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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ATTENTION BY CHARLIE PUTH LYRICS

 

Two Bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?”
The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”
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Teacher :  What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? 
Student :  You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
 

Blue – One Love Lyrics

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Teacher: “Name a bird with wings but can’t fly.” 
Student: “A dead bird, sir.”