English Jokes-Lost My Wife

English Jokes-Lost My Wife ImageHusband :  I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector :  What is her height?
Husband :  I never checked that.
Inspector :  Slim? Or Healthy ?
Husband :  Can be healthy.
Inspector :  Her eyes Colour ?
Husband :  Never noticed.
Inspector :  Her hair Colour?
Husband :  Changes according to season.
Inspector :  What was she wearing?
Husband :  Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector:  Was she driving?
Husband :  Yes.
Inspector : Colour of the Car ?

Husband :  Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power                               teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it                       has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a                       very thin scratch on the front left door ……………. and then the husband started crying……..

Inspector :  Don’t worry sir, …….. we will find your car.

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