Exam Jokes 03

Exam Jokes 03

 

Start Studying

100s of years have passed,
millions of tomorrows have come,
but still hope is alive in all students
“Tomorrow i will definitely start studying”

A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study

Which Paper?

Two friends finishing the paper,
coming out of the exam hall,
having a cool drink and talking.

1st:”dude which paper was it”..?
2nd:”may be maths”
1st:”that means you wrote the paper..??”
2nd:”no. the girl next to me was using a calculator..”

New Exam Rules

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question

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