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Jokes For Fun

Earl and Johnny go out in the region of a hunting vacation together. The nights are already chilly thus they dont mind sharing the tent for one. At on 1 am, Earl wakes taking place tersely: Johnny, what get your hands on you think youa propos clarify?!
Johnny         :     “My hands are cold, I was just warming them between these two pillows.”
Earl              :     “THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!”
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When you are  dressed all in black and some smart ass asks you who died, simply look around the room and say, “I haven’t decided yet.”
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At an interview    :      “In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000,  and later on it can go up to 40 000.”
  “OK Sir , I will come again later then.”
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Job interviewer          :    Where would you see yourself after five years ??
Me                             :    Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.
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When you’re dressed all in black and some smart ass asks you who died, simply look around the room and say, “I haven’t decided yet.” | More