Monkey Jokes

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Monkey Jokes

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I’ll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.



GF : “Am I pretty or ugly?” 
BF : “You’re both.” 
GF : “What do you mean?” 
BF : “You’re pretty ugly.”