Short Jokes-The Perfect Son

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The Perfect Son

Female 01  :     A: I have the perfect son.

Female 02 :     Does he smoke?

Female 01 :    No, he doesn’t.

Female 02 :    Does he drink whiskey?

Female 01 :    No, he doesn’t.

Female 02 :    Does he ever come home late?

Female 01  :   No, he doesn’t.

Female 02  :   I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

Female 01 :   He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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Girl            :   You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy            :   What are the two things?
Girl            :    Your feet.

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My Close friend said, he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So, then I asked him “What was the name of his other leg?”

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Doctor :  ‘You are very sick’

Patient :  ‘Can I get a second opinion?’

Doctor :  ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’

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